Are there Wal-Marts in hell? It's possible. Just this week I saw a grown man shopping in his pajamas, was tricked into a brief conversation with a handicapped woman in the middle of a cold snap, treated like an alien at the pharmacy and saw Anaconda 2 on DVD in the bargain bin. It's been a week.
I watch at least once a week as drones of people from ALL walks of life rent a movie from the Redbox. And you'd think with all of the people that are physically inside the building that everyone would have to be a bit more conscious of their surroundings, but alas, that's not true. Almost everyone in that place loves to get in an ailse and just suddenly stop in the middle to think about God knows what. My 18 month old is more self aware than these folks! I saw a man texting feverishly while navigating his son through a maze of ailses never once looking up.
Someone should make a movie about this place! It's got everything! Action, adventure, brief nudity! I call for James Cameron to direct it (mostly because he's too cocky!).
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